This is what I do when I get bored:
Westboro Baptist Church New Testament Church Scorecard:
link: http://www.godhatesfags.com/written/reports/20071211_new-testament-church-scorecard.pdf
Question 1:
-40 for pictures of Jesus/Saints/Crucifixes.
Reasons it’s nuts: This is one of the more valid questions here, however, every Catholic here knows how to shoot down the idolatry charge.
Question 2: Who can be a Catholic in good standing:
A. Active fornicators,
B. Divorced and remarried
C. Homosexuals/Bisexuals
D. All of the above
E. None of the above
Score: +10. All the ones listed above are in a state of mortal sin.
N.B. I understood homosexuals/bisexuals to mean active homosexuals, as only the acts are condemned in the Bible.
Question 3:
A. Potluck dinners, easter egg hunts, Secret Santa, trick or treat, bingo nights, other social events.
B. Plays, concerts, trips, parties etc.
C. Sporting events
D. None.
Result: -10 (or 20, I’m not entirely sure) The entire justification for this is the is-ought fallacy. (Google it)
Question 4: Who can be an ordained minister
A. Women
B. Homosexuals/Bisexuals
C. Married and Divorced
D. Individuals in sex scandals.
E. Man with one wife, or celibate.
Result: +10. Actually, the W.B.C. thinking is flawed as only the unmarried should be priests. Perhaps a bit unfairly, I’m giving the Catholic Church +20.
Question 5: Separate Groups/Classes in Church.
A. Sunday School
B. Youth Groups
C. Adult/Men’s/Women’s Groups.
D. Contemporary Worship service.
E. None of the above. Everyone attends 1 service
Result:-20. This is is-ought and general stupidity run amuck. All the people in youth groups men’s groups etc. must still attend Sunday mass, which is all his "Scriptural backing" states.
5 question recap: -40,+10,-10,+20,-20. Catholic Church is at -40. However, I hope I have (in my limited space) demonstrated how preposterous the -10 and -20 are.
Question 6: Sanctuary Description:
A. Beautiful ornate sanctuary full of religious symbolism
B. Massive auditorium with sound system and lighting
C. Small/Medium but beautiful
D. None of the above, austere symbolless.
Result: -10 (for my Church). This is time three of the is-ought fallacy. I also offer this to his justification: The temple of Solomon.
Question 7: How is your Church run.
A. This simply describes(a falsified version of ) the Catholic Church.
B. International/National organization with some control over members.
C. In some sort of association.
D. Non-denominational Groups.
E. Completely autonomous and local
Result: -10, Sola Scriptura+Is-ought#4.
Question 8: Other operations of your church
A. A school
B. Has varying business ventures.
C. Has fundraisers.
D. None
Results: -20. This numbnuts must not realize that you need money to run things. Oh, and is-ought #5.
Question #9: Member attendence
A. No expectation whatsoever
B. Many only come to Christmas and Easter
C. Not required
D. Required.
Result:+10. Although many "Chirstmas-Easter Catholics" profess to be so, it is my understanding that missing mass (unless one is ill or otherwise blatantly unable to attend) may be mortal sin grounds.
Question 10: Alcoholics, railors (whatever that means) extortioners, prostitute-frequenters.
A. Openly Welcome
B. Full Members
C. My Church does not identify people by what they do.
D. Cannot be members.
Result: N/A. I have no idea what a railer is, nor the Catholic Church’s position on alcoholics.
10 Question recap:-10, -10, -20, +10, N/A. -70.
Question 11: Hair practices
A. Anything goes.
B. Women have long hair, men have short hair, women’s heads are covered in Church.
Result: Most of the Catholics I’ve seen conform to the first two, and I think the Church still recommends that women cover their hair. I would also go into context regarding 1 Cor 11, but it’s not worth the effort. N/A
Question 12: Ways to raise money.
A. Priest asks for it
B. Plate is passed
C. Directed mailings, television campaigns etc.
D. Tithing alone.
Result: -10. Is ought#6 + Sola Scriptura.
Question 13: Marketing (evangelization)
A. Hires marketing consultants.
B. Ads.
C. Direct mailings,door-to-door
D. No marketing,
Result: IS THIS DUMBASS SERIOUSLY CLAIMING WE SHOULDN’T EVANGELIZE. His verses then express support for evangelization. My head is spinning. +10
Question 14: Baptisms
A. Infants with no profession of faith
B. Sprinkling water.
C. Family events+white dresses.
D. Profession of faith+full immersion.
Result: -10. D and C aren’t mutually exclusive, and there is a proffesion of faith at infant baptism. Also, is ought #7
Question 15: Eucharist
A. Wafers to represent body
B. Grape juice to represent blood
C. Wine or grape juice for blood.
D. Completely baffling and overly in depth.
Result: The W.B.C. fails to teach the true presence and has an odd provision about singing, which isn’t con
The question restated: What did you think of my attempts to disprove the WBC insanity?
Question was cut off: -tained the scripture passages the madman quotes.
The page refuses to load, but this all you need to know: 9 (that’s over half of the questions) involve the is-ought problem, and unless you get a perfect score you’re going to hell. (No seriously)
Catholic Church got-40.
Stick to your Catholic faith do not play with fire.