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deep thoughts do you know any more i can add?
Can a red-green colour-blind person ever truly experience Valentines Day and Saint Patricks day?

Is luck a losers excuse for a winners position?

Why is a Laundrymat called a Laundrymat and not a Laundry-washing and drying place outside your home that you have to pay for? And why is the Mat added anyway?

Is the hardness of the butter proportional to the softness of the bread?

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why areyour waiting?

Why is the greatest pleasure in life doing something others tell you that you cannot?

When shops have a sign on the door ‘Guide dogs only’ who is supposed to read it? The dog?

Is the lottery a tax on people who are bad at maths?

Is gambling the only way of getting nothing for something?

Why is the phrase ‘It’s none of my business’ always followed by ‘but…’?

In hospital, why do they wake you up to give you a sleeping tablet?

Where can a man buy a cap for his knee?

If builders built buildings the way programmers write programs, would the first woodpecker to come along destroy civilisation?

Why don’t people on television ever go to the toilet?

If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button always stays the same?

Can you sit in the shade of the palm of your hand?

Why is the best way to get things done to do it yourself?

Are unripened oranges called greens?

If LSD was to be advertised on T.V., would the slogan be ‘LSD melts in your mind, not in your hand’?

Can you beat the drum of your ear?

Is the only thing that makes God different from us the fact that when he does something cruel he doesn’t need to explain himself?

Are the rings around Saturn made up of all the luggage that has been lost on the worlds airlines?

Is experience what you get when you don’t get what you want?

When travelling at the speed of sound, can you still hear the radio?

Why do teenagers express their burning desires to be different by dressing exactly the same?

Even as we approach the 21st century, when central heating has become almost standard, why are there few more inviting prospects ona winter’s night than an open log fire?

Does it prove that life is hard by the fact that no-body gets out of it alive?

Why do shops always discontinue any brand that sells well?

Why do important letters that apparently contain no mistakes when sent always seem to develop them in the post?

What do they do with all the mint they cut out of the middle of polo’s?

If you don’t know where you’re going, how are you supposed to get there?

Does the information super-highway have service stations?

To be or not to be… Is that a trick question?

Why does Queen Elizabeth, who has people to put on her make-up, do her hair, and needs no cash or identification carry a handbag?

If life is hard, shouldn’t we all be wearing helmets?

Is Windows 95 the ultimate triumph of marketing over technology?

Doesn’t everyone have a photographic memory?

Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?
If you died with braces on would they take them off?
If someone has their nose pierced, have a cold, and take thier nose ring out. Does snot come out of the piercing hole?
How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings.
Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren’t afraid to have a Chapter 11?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?
Why can’t donuts be square?
Why put a towel in the dirty clothes?

got them from her website. now, my own questions:

does d light turn off when u shut d fridge?

why does d candyman make chocolate?

why does d ice cream cone have a pointy bit at d end, u cud poke som1’s eye out wid dat thing?

except 4 chuck norris, can a real person sneeze wid their eyes open?

and if u did, wud ur eyes pop out?

why do we hav 2 hav a monday. i h8 it?

if santa knows if we r sleeping/ awake or if we’d been bad/good, does dat mean he’s a stalker?
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wow!!! all this is soooooooooooo true!!! but i just never realised it!!! thank you so much for making me ponder into the finer details of life!!! we are so caught up with our own little problems, that we forget to see life as a whole!!!
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Sir Richard Branson used to market a brand of condom called "Mates"……..Through a company called "Virgin"….am I missing something?
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